I don't have much to say.
You ever laugh so hard that your tummy hurts, even hours later? That happened today. During Astronomy, of course. It always seems to be during astronomy.
But you can't blame me. I mean, who knew that a video about black holes could be so... phallic? I mean, really! It was horrible! Sexual references everywhere!
Okay, okay. I'm sure whoever is reading this now thinks I'm completely insane... Which, I suppose, is fitting. Because everyone in my class thinks so, too.
That, and I have this feeling that everyone in our class thinks Shelly and I are lesbians. I mean, we arrive together, leave together, sit by each other, and we spend all class period giggling like idiots over inside jokes that usually deal with sex.
Of course, there's these two girls in the class, and they're sisters, and they do basically the same thing...
But I have a rainbow belt. And I suppose that makes all the difference.
Not that I'd care if people thought I was a lesbian, if only I was. But I'm not. I'm very happily in love with the most wonderful guy in the world, Joel. [He's a private person, so I won't put his full name... Even though I think I have before.]
Ahh, well. You win some, you lose some.
You know, this entire post has made very little sense. Like, it has, but it hasn't. All these little phrases and whatnot, but none of them are really connected. It's like I said "And then the little boy cried wolf but nobody came, and the stars twinkled all night long."
The End.
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